Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

I Wanna Be A Commie

A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor tells the man he has bad news. "You only have six months to live." The man sits for a while thinking, and then says, "There's only one thing I can do, I'm going to become a Communist." The doctor asks, "You've been a patriotic American all your life, why are you going to become a Communist now?" The man says, "Better one of them should die than one of us!"

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Suicide Blonde

How about the suicide blonde, she dyed by her own hand

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Angelic Husband

A woman tells her friend, "My husband is an angel." Her friend replies, "You're lucky, mine is still alive."

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