Guaranteed Visits

An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales. "Bloomingdales!" the rabbi exclaimed. "Why Bloomingdales?" "Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."

Russian Roulette

Q: What's the loss record for Pro Russian roulette players?
A: One

Simpson Opportunity

To celebrate the re-launch of the Ford Bronco, Ford used clips from the famous OJ Simpson police pursuit from 26 years earlier.  Not wanting to miss an opportunity, OJ Simpson relaunched his website hoping to capitalize on all the introduction hoopla.  
If you're looking for some Bronco nostalgia, check out www.ojsimpson.com_///_\\\