Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Wife to a Fortuneteller

A woman visits a fortuneteller who tells her, "Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year." Visibly shaken, the woman takes a few deep breaths, steadies her voice and asks, "Will I be acquitted?"

Anonymous

Ashes to Ashes

Q: What's David Bowie's zodiac sign?
A: Cancer. (What? Too soon?)

Submitted BY: ktempo

Tombstone Epitaph VII

Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont: I was somebody. Who, is no business of yours.

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