Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Constitution

I was walking in a cemetery this morning and I saw a guy hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning." He replied, "No, just having a shit."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes)
Submitted BY: haXterix

Fishing For Frenchies

Q: What do you call 20 French politicians face down in the Channel?
A: A start.

Categories: Political Jokes , Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Drowning Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Frog Talk

A grandson runs up to his grandfather and asks him if he can talk like a frog. "Of course not," says the grandfather. A few minutes later, his granddaughter asks him the same question. "No, of course not. Why are you both asking me this?" The granddaughter replies, "Dad said that when you croak, we can go to Disneyland."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandfather Jokes) , Jokes about Kids , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous