Dark Humor Jokes

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Celebrity Party

When I was 14, I was invited to a celebrity party in Hollywood.
I swear, someone must have slipped something into my drink because after awhile I was definitely feeling Spacey.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Rape Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes (Celebrity Breakdowns)
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Full Fledged Alaskan

There's this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which is California, and he want's to live in the largest state of America which is Alaska. So he goes there for a few weeks and decides he wants to become a full-fledged Alaskan, so he goes in this pub to ask a bar man what he has to do to become a full fledged Alaskan. The bar man say's "First you drink this liter of whisky, then you've got to kill a bear, and find a woman and rape her." The guy gets confused, so he asked the bar man to repeat it. He comes back a week later beaten to shit. "What happened to you?" said the bar man. "I'm nearly a full fledged alaskan, all I gotta do now is kill a woman"!

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , U.S. State Jokes (Alaska Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Hollywood Addiction

Q: Why is New Years Day is the least favorite holiday in Hollywood?
A: They don't like it nearly as much after the balls drop.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Sex Jokes (Rape Jokes)
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