Cross the Road Jokes

Dead Baby Cross the Road

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the street?
A: To get away from the abortion clinic.

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Chicken Cross the Road

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to Thanksgiving dinner.

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Man Crosses Road

Q: Why did the man cross the road?
A: He heard the chicken was a slut.

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