Cross the Road Jokes

Chicken Cross the Road

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to Thanksgiving dinner.

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Chuck Norris Crossed The Street

Chuck Norris once crossed the road- No one has ever dared to question his motives.

Anonymous

Dead Baby Cross the Road

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the street?
A: To get away from the abortion clinic.

Anonymous