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The best jokes and joke writers!

Mirror Cross The Road

Q: Why did the mirror cross the road?
A: To see itself!!

Perverted Farmer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To have hot sex with the perverted farmer.

Skeleton - Cross the Road

Q: Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?

A: It had no guts!

Why She Crossed the Road

Q: Why did the woman cross the road?

A: Who cares? What the hell was she doing out of the kitchen?!!

Canadian Cross the Road

Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road?

A: He saw some American do it on TV.