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Pay Attention

Q: What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

A: Dead.

The Original Chicken Cross the Road Joke

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side.

Cross Court

Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

A: He heard the referee calling fowls

Skeleton - Cross the Road

Q: Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?

A: It had no guts!

Dog Cross the Road

Q: Why did the dog cross the road?

A: He saw some dog food.