Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep, but stark naked on a beach blanket. So.. he decided to go down & get some.  So after he had done the deed, he flew away. Then Wonderwoman got up and said "What was THAT?" And the invisible man said "I don't know... but my butt sure hurts."

Q: How did they know the shark attack victim had dandruff?

A: They found his head and shoulders on the beach.

Q: What is a Shark's favorite candy?

A: Jaw Breakers

There are five people on a plane that's crashing. There is the pilot, Bill Gates, Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky and a big, fat lady and four parachutes. The pilot jumps out and yells, ''God bless me!'' Bill Gates jumps out and yells, ''God bless me and my bank account!'' Michael Jordan jumps out and yells, ''God bless me and my team!'' Wayne Gretzky jumps out and yells, ''God bless me and the New York Rangers!''
The big, fat lady jumps out without a parachute and yells, ''God bless me and the people I land on!''

My friend Oscar met Leonardo DiCaprio and told him a joke.

He didn't get it.