Blonde Vs. Terrorist
Q: What's the difference between a blonde having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Blonde Shooting an Arrow
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.
Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS?
A 777 was starting its descent and the pilot had forgotten to turn off the P.A. system. ''As soon as I clock off'' he said, ''I'm going to have a nice cold beer and then screw the arse off that blonde flight attendant.'' The horrified flight attendant made a dash toward the cockpit, but tripped over in the aisle. A little old lady sitting there whispered, ''There's no need to hurry love, he said he was going to have a beer first.''
Q: Where do you look for blondes' obituaries?
A: Under "Home Improvements."