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Blonde Vs. Terrorist

Q: What's the difference between a blonde having her period and a terrorist?

A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Blonde Shooting an Arrow

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?

A: She missed.

Lipstick

Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS?

A: Lipstick.

Flight Attendant

A 777 was starting its descent and the pilot had forgotten to turn off the P.A. system. ''As soon as I clock off'' he said, ''I'm going to have a nice cold beer and then screw the arse off that blonde flight attendant.'' The horrified flight attendant made a dash toward the cockpit, but tripped over in the aisle. A little old lady sitting there whispered, ''There's no need to hurry love, he said he was going to have a beer first.''

Blonde Obituaries

Q: Where do you look for blondes' obituaries?

A: Under "Home Improvements."