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What is Six Inches Long

Q: What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A: A hundred dollar bill.

No Arms Nor Legs

Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?

A: "Nice tits!"

Blonde Vs. Terrorist

Q: What's the difference between a blonde having her period and a terrorist?

A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Creating Brunettes

Q: Why did God create brunettes?

A: Because the blondes couldn't manage it either.

Don't Show Your Balls

Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?

A: Cause their balls show!