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Two Blonde Jokes

Q: Want to hear two blonde jokes?
A: Listen to Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake.

What is Six Inches Long

Q: What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A: A hundred dollar bill.

Creating Brunettes

Q: Why did God create brunettes?

A: Because the blondes couldn't manage it either.

Dumb

A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed a man walking towards them with an arm full of long stem red roses. The blonde says to the redhead, "isn't that your husband coming carrying all those roses?" The redhead says, yes it is. The blonde responds by saying, "Oh you are so lucky". The redhead says, "No I'm not. All that means is that I have to spend the whole week-end flat on my back, with my legs in the air and spread apart." The blonde says, "Oh my, don't you have a vase to put them in?”

No Arms Nor Legs

Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?

A: "Nice tits!"