Don't Show Your Balls

Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
A: Cause their balls show!

Lipstick

Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS?
A: Lipstick.

Flight Attendant

A 777 was starting its descent and the pilot had forgotten to turn off the P.A. system. ''As soon as I clock off'' he said, ''I'm going to have a nice cold beer and then screw the arse off that blonde flight attendant.'' The horrified flight attendant made a dash toward the cockpit, but tripped over in the aisle. A little old lady sitting there whispered, ''There's no need to hurry love, he said he was going to have a beer first.''