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Sex Anomaly

"Doctor, I need your help," the woman says.

"What seems to be the problem?"

"My husband just doesn't satisfy me sexually. What can I do?"

"Hmmm. That's a bit out of my league. Has HE seen a doctor?"

"Yes, he has. He is perfectly OK. He just isn't enough for me. You've got to help me!"

"Er ... Why don't you take a lover?"

"I have! I still don't get enough."

"Take another lover."

"I did. In fact, I have eight lovers - and I still don't get enough sex!"

"Gosh, that's an anomaly."

"Oh, Doctor! Please tell them it's an anomaly! They all keep telling me I'm a whore!"

A Moped and A Blonde

Q: What do a moped and a blonde have in common?

A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.

Dying Blonde

Q: WHAT CAN SAVE A DYING BLONDE?

A: Hair transplants.

What do you get when a blond stands on here head?

Q:  What do you get when a blond stands on her head?

A:  A smelly brunette.

Loaded For the Date

A guy had a date with this really hot blonde. He wanted a tan, so he went up on his roof and stripped because he didn't want a tan line. But he fell asleep and woke up three hours later with a sunburn, especially on his dick. He puts lotion on it, wraps it up and gets ready for his date. The blonde comes over, they make dinner and are watching a movie when the sunburn on the guy's dick really starts to hurt. So he excuses himself to the kitchen, where he pours milk on his dick to alleviate the burn. The blonde, who has followed him, peeks in the kitchen and says to herself, "So that's how they load them."