A Blond Playing The Pop Machine

A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into the coke machine at a large Vegas casino. She kept punching the buttons only to have happen what you'd expect. Cans of soda popped out, one after the other, and change too!  After a while, she ran out of dollar bills so went and got more.  Back at it she went, blocking the way to the other vending machines with the mounting pile of soda. All kinds. It didn't seem to matter to the young lady. People were starting to gather, seeing this beautiful woman enthusiastically plugging money in like it was fun. The people were gathering more though waiting their turn at the machines. After watching a while, someone asked from the rear of  the group, 'Hey, how much soda does one blonde need?' 'Hey back off, buddy,' she retorts, 'can't you see I'm winning here?'

Blonde in the Morning

Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A: Introduces herself.

Blonde Destroyer

Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer.
A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.