Who Won the Race

Q: Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?
A: Santa flies, not runs... there aren't any smart blondes, so the dumb blonde it must be!

Blonde Ballerinas

Did you hear about the blonde who, after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?

A New Tearful Bride

A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him." "Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding." "No, mother, you don't understand. I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!" "Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" says her mom. "Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars." "No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket." "Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?" "Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said - 'Prepare from a frozen state,' so I flew to Alaska!"