Blonde Jokes

HUGE Collection of funny blonde jokes! Dumb Blondes, Slutty Blonds, Dirty blonde, we have them all! ROFL with your friends when you read this collection of over 1000 blonde jokes.

Blonde's Bellybutton

Q: Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised?
A: Her husband was a blonde too!

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Blonde Under Deer

Q: What do you call a blonde under a dead deer?

A: All you can eat for under a buck.

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Valid Questions

10. Are poisonous snakes really venomous?
9. Is lighter fluid flammable?
8. What hurts more: falling off a building, or a cliff?
7. Are knives sharp?
6. Can sharks hurt a human?
5. What happens if I stick my hand in a piranha aquarium?
4. Can I break my arm hitting it against a wall?
3. Can I eat broken glass and live?
2. Can dogs talk?
1. Are blondes really dumb?

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