If She Could Swim

There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was so mad that she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, "It's blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"

Pop Goes The Blonde

A man notices a blonde sucking on the bottom of a Coke can. Curious, he asks her what she's doing; "Duh! It says for best taste drink by date on the bottom."

Blondes' Braincells

Q: How do blondes' braincells die?
A: Alone.