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Play it Again

Irony is cutting your finger at Bob Geldof's house, and he doesn't have a band aid.

Police Music

A glass container washed up on the beach. Inside was a voucher for a free back rub.

Massage in a bottle.

Out Of Tune

Q: How can you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune?

A: Someone is blowing into it.

Clarinet and Onion

Q: What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

A: Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces.

Bass-Clarinetist

Q: What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain?

A: Gifted.