Art & Music Jokes - Band Jokes

Just Fake It

A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. "Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!" "Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."

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Perfect Unison

Q: How do you get two bagpipes to play a perfect unison?
A: Shoot one.

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