Saved By The Ship
Q: Limp Bizkit and Dennis Rodman are on a sinking ship. Who gets saved?
A: The music world and the NBA...
Q: How do you make a bandstand?
A: Take away their chairs!
Went to a Grateful Dead concert last night. They played for 18 hours straight.
It was a good song.
Q: How to trumpet players traditionally greet each other?
A: "Hi. I'm better than you."
Louvre in Dire Straits
Due to the flooding from the Seine River, The Louvre museum in Paris is scrambling to donate French Impressionist and Eastern European artwork to any museum that can keep them dry.
Museums that have agreed to take the artwork are very excited since they're getting Monet for nothing and Czechs for free.