Art & Music Jokes - Band Jokes

20 Minute Intermission

Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?
A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

Categories: Art & Music Jokes (Band Jokes) , Riddles
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Turned A Peg

Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?
A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.

Categories: Art & Music Jokes (Drummer Jokes) , Riddles , Art & Music Jokes (Band Jokes)
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Anonymous

Musician Sax -Riddles

Q: What is a musician's strategy for having children?
A: Get FRENCH HORNy to get a TROMBONE, and then have SAX.

Categories: Art & Music Jokes (Band Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Written By: RussellHorning