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Hey Hey

My girlfriend was a huge Monkees fan. Unfortunately she died.

Now I'm a bereaver.

Clarinet on the Dashboard

Q: Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard?

A: So they can park in the handicap zones.

Slaughterhouse

ABBAttoir: Where Scandinavian pop songs go to die.

Musician Joke

Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

Chainsaw and Bari-sax

Q:  How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax?

A:  Add vibrato.