Q: What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain?
My girlfriend was a huge Monkees fan. Unfortunately she died.
Now I'm a bereaver.
Clarinet on the Dashboard
Q: Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard?
A: So they can park in the handicap zones.
ABBAttoir: Where Scandinavian pop songs go to die.
Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?