Art & Music Jokes - Band Jokes

Thanksgiving Tunes

Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to at the first Thanksgiving feast?
A: Plymouth Rock!

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20 Minute Intermission

Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?
A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

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Turned A Peg

Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?
A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.

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