My girlfriend was a huge Monkees fan. Unfortunately she died.
Now I'm a bereaver.
Clarinet on the Dashboard
Q: Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard?
A: So they can park in the handicap zones.
ABBAttoir: Where Scandinavian pop songs go to die.
Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?
Chainsaw and Bari-sax
Q: How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax?
A: Add vibrato.