Yo Mama - Hairy Knees
Yo mama so hairy, her knees have bangs.
Gay Lover Wants Chest Hair
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, "I wish I had chest hair like you." So the next day Bob goes to the doctor and asks for something to grow chest hair. The doctor gives him something and he says "It will work in about two months." Two months later Bob has no hair on his chest and back to the doctor he goes. The Doctor says, 'Rub some Vaseline on your chest, and in a week you will be growing hair.' Jon comes home that day seeing Bob rub Vaseline and asks "Why?" Bob says, "to grow chest hair." Jon says, "if Vaseline grows hair you would have a ponytail comin' out your ass!"
Princess Diana Had Dandruff
Q: How do you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
A: They found her head and shoulders in the front seat.
Another Saturday Night
Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?
A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
Yo Mama - Wookee
Yo mama so hairy, the only language she can speak is wookee.