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Red One

My friend's baby was born with a severe disfigurement and he is blaming himself

I have to agree. He is the one with the ginger gene.

BAD Bunny Wabbit!

A woman walks into a veterinarian's waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a leash. The rabbit obviously does not want to be there.

"Sit, Fluffy!" she says. Fluffy glares at her, and sopping wet, jumps up on another customer's lap, getting water all over him.

"I said sit, now there's a good Fluffy," says the woman, slightly embarrassed.

Fluffy, wet already, squats in the middle of the room and urinates. The woman, mortally embarrassed, shouts, - "Darn it, Fluffy, will you be good?!"

Fluffy then starts a fight with a Doberman and pursues it out of the office.  

As the woman leaves to go after it, she turns to the rest of the flabbergasted customers and says:  "Please pardon me... I just washed my hare, and can't do a damn thing with it!"

Rogaine and Viagra

Q: What do you get when you mix Rogaine and Viagra?
A: Hair that stands straight up on your head.

Fresh Beard

I didn't like my beard at first, but then it grew on me.

Like a Tortiose

When it comes to women, I am like the tortiose. I like to get there before the hair.