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Natural Hair Color

Three girls walk into a bar; a brunette, a red head, and a green haired girl. The bar tender asks the brunette how she keeps her hair so brown. The brunette combs her hands through her hair and says, "It's natural it's natural." Then the bar tender asks the red head how she keeps her hair so red. She combs her hands through her hair and says, "It's natural, it's natural." Then he asks the green haired girl how she keeps her hair so green. She sneezes into her hands, combs her hands through her hair and says, "Its natural, its natural."

Yo Mama - Hair

Yo' Mama's hair is so nasty, Wilson couldn't pick it.

Yo Mama - Barber

Yo mama so hairy, she goes to the barber for a chest trim.