Love Through the Shades
It was their fifth anniversary, and Al and Alice had just returned from the movies. Alice was feeling romantic. 'Will you love me when my hair has turned to silver?' she crooned. 'Why not?' Al grunted. 'Didn't I love you through four other shades?'
Yo Mama - Don King
Yo mama has such hairy armpits, when she raises her hand people point and yell, "Hey look, it's Don King!"
Q: What happened when the lady saw her first strands of grey hair?
A: She thought she would dye.
Lady's Hairy Breasts
A lady walks into her doctors office screaming. She yells, "Doctor, Doctor my breasts are hairy! What do I do?" The doctor asks, "Well, how long does the hair grow?" The lady replies, "From here to my penis, but that's a different story!"
Q: What the difference between a brunette and the trash?
A: The trash gets taken out once a week!