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Yo Momma - Phone Number

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Yo Mama - Left Arm

Yo mama so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm.

Yo Mama - Beach

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in.

Yo Momma - Pesos and Yen

Yo mama's so fat, she has to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the other.

Yo Momma - Circus

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks "Where can I try that on?"