Appearance Jokes

Perfect Defense

You've got the perfect weapon against muggers. Your face.

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Yo Momma - Light

Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be light he asked her to step out of the way.

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100 Teeth and Eats

Q: What has 100 teeth and eats wieners?
A: A zipper!

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