Appearance Jokes

Fast Food Apology

A fat man goes into a fast food resturant and orders his food. The cashier says that it will be a min or two for his food. Finally his food is ready. The cashier hands the food to the fat guy and tells him, "Sorry about your weight."

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Can You Hear Me Now

Q: What do you give to a fisherman who is going deaf?
A: A herring aid.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Yo Mama - Single File

Yo mama so fat, she can't stand in single file.

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