Appearance Jokes

Yo Mama - Littering

Yo mama so ugly, when she was young, her mama left her outside a store and got fined for littering.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Ugly) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes)
Anonymous

Stumbling and Mumbling

A drunk stumbles out of a bar one night and passes a woman walking her dog. The man stops her and asks, "Hey where'd ya get the pig?" The woman replies, "Listen you drunken bastard, that's a dog not a pig." The man then said, "Take it easy, I was talking to the dog"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes)
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Jack-O-Lantern

Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Teeth Jokes) , Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Poor)
Anonymous