Appearance Jokes

Yo Mama - Green Arrow

Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

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Facebook Photo

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving that your next Facebook profile pic will have to be taken by a drone.

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Boys Dentist Appointment

One fine afternoon, a smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit. He called out, "Hey mom, I have no cavities today."
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised. But she smiled and then frowned knowing the expected. "Let me guess," she said, "You have not a tooth left."

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