Appearance Jokes

Midget Soccer

Q: Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer?
A: Because the grass tickles their balls!

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Submitted BY: EANeilsen

Lice

Q: What do you call lice on a bald man's head?
A: Homeless.

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Want a Bag?

A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?" the cashier asks. "No," the guy says, "she's not that ugly."

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