Appearance Jokes

Yo Mama - Lipstick

Yo mama so fat, she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.

Anonymous

Midget Soccer

Q: Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer?
A: Because the grass tickles their balls!

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Lice

Q: What do you call lice on a bald man's head?
A: Homeless.

Anonymous