Appearance Jokes

Yo Mama - Whale

Yo mama so fat when she asked to ride a dolphin they gave her whale.

Anonymous

Skeleton Who Won't Get Up

Q: What do you call a skeleton who won't get up in the mornings?
A: Lazy bones!

Anonymous

Hula Hoops

Yo mama so fat she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks!
 

Anonymous