Appearance Jokes - Ears Jokes

Can You Hear Me Now

Q: What do you give to a fisherman who is going deaf?
A: A herring aid.

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Tyson's Upcoming Fight

Q: Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming fight with Prince Charles?
A: It seems that no-one else has big enough ears to go 12 rounds.

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A Blonde's First Wish

A blonde finds a lamp with a genie inside. He says, "I will grant you three wishes." The blonde says, "For my first wish, I want my love handles to disappear." The genie replies, "Your wish is my command." Suddenly, the blonde exclaims, "Holy sh*t! What did you do with my ears?"

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