Appearance Jokes

Motorist Stopped By Police

Q: A policeman stops a motorist and asks, "Excuse me, sir, have you been drinking?"
A: The motorist says, "Why -- do I got an ugly girl next to me?"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Yo Momma - Chair

Yo mama's so fat, she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy.

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat)
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Anonymous

Boomerang

Yo mama is so ugly when she threw a boomerang it wouldn't come back

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Ugly) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes)
Anonymous