Q: Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?!
Q: Where was the first chicken fried?
A: In Greece.
Q: What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
A: Fowl play!
Q: Why did the chicken end up in the soup?
A: Because it ran out of cluck!
Q: Why are chickens so ugly?
A: You'd be ugly too if you had a pecker hanging out your forehead.