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Chicken Fun

Q: What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

A: Fowl play!

Chicken Soup

Q: Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

A: Because it ran out of cluck!

Ugly Chickens

Q: Why are chickens so ugly?

A: You'd be ugly too if you had a pecker hanging out your forehead.

Good Health

Q: Is chicken soup good for your health?

A: Not if you're the chicken!

Cactus Cross the Road

Q: Why did the cactus cross the road?

A: It was stuck to the chicken.