Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: "Unique" up on it.
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: 'Tame' way.
Cow, Cat and Rabbit
A farmer walks out on his field and sees something outrageous: a cow with a halo over her head, a cat on the cow's back, and a rabbit on the cat's back. "HOLY COW!" he exclaims, "I've never seen a hare on that pussy!"
Q: What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater?
Hare With A Headache
Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
A: Because he had a eggache! (headache)
Bear to the Rabbit
A rabbit walks up to a bear that's sitting next to a tree. The bear asks the rabbit, "Excuse me, but do you have a problem with sh*t being on your fur?" The rabbit, thinking for a moment, replies, "No, not at all." So the bear picks up the rabbit, and wipes his ass with him.