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The best jokes and joke writers!

Rabbit Chase

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?

A: "Unique" up on it.

Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?

A: 'Tame' way.

Cow, Cat and Rabbit

A farmer walks out on his field and sees something outrageous: a cow with a halo over her head, a cat on the cow's back, and a rabbit on the cat's back. "HOLY COW!" he exclaims, "I've never seen a hare on that pussy!"

Warren!

Q: What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater?

A: Warren!

Hare With A Headache

Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?

A: Because he had a eggache! (headache)

Bear to the Rabbit

A rabbit walks up to a bear that's sitting next to a tree. The bear asks the rabbit, "Excuse me, but do you have a problem with sh*t being on your fur?" The rabbit, thinking for a moment, replies, "No, not at all." So the bear picks up the rabbit, and wipes his ass with him.