Animal Jokes - Rabbit Jokes

Lost Rabbit

There is a rabbit hopping around my street looking lost, confused and neglected.
Anyone know how to deal with stray hares?

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Old Rabbit and Snake

One day there was a rabbit and a snake who were both growing old and could not remember what animal they were. "OK I'll describe you and then see if you can guess what you are," said the snake. "That's a good idea," said the rabbit. "You are white, fluffy, and you have big ears and feet," said the snake. "Oh good, I'm a rabbit! So the rabbit says, "You are long, slim, and have a forked tongue." "OH NO, I'm a lawyer!"

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Bent Rabbit

Q: What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
A: Fucks funny!

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