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No Show

Q: Why can't the pony sing?

A: Because he's a little horse.

Texan Buys Spread

A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the bar of the Railway Hotel. "Yeah, ma'am" he says to the barmaid, "Ah'm looking to buy me a ranch - stations, you call them, so they tell me. Ah come from Texas and ah'm looking for a big spread because where I come from in Texas, everythang is BIG. Why, do you know, mah ranch in Texas is so big, it takes a whole week to ride around it on a horse?"

"Yeah?" says a wizened station hand sitting at the bar. "If we had a horse like that we'd turn it into glue."

Giddy Up

Q: Why do jockeys like to drive Shelby Mustangs?

A: Because they love horsepower.

Without a Horn

Judi went to a "Dude Ranch" on vacation. The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle. Judi asked what the difference was. "Well, one has a horn and the other doesn't." "Just get the one without the horn. I don't think we'll run into too much traffic out here."

Blonde and Horse Brain Cells

Q: Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses?

A: So they don't crap on the street during parades!