A Little Horse
Q: Why did the foal cough?
A: Because he was a little horse!
Cowboy Leaves on Friday
Q: If a cowboy rides into town on Friday, and three days later, he leaves on Friday, how does he do it?
A: The horse's name is Friday.
Q: Why can't the pony sing?
A: Because he's a little horse.
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the bar of the Railway Hotel. "Yeah, ma'am" he says to the barmaid, "Ah'm looking to buy me a ranch - stations, you call them, so they tell me. Ah come from Texas and ah'm looking for a big spread because where I come from in Texas, everythang is BIG. Why, do you know, mah ranch in Texas is so big, it takes a whole week to ride around it on a horse?"
"Yeah?" says a wizened station hand sitting at the bar. "If we had a horse like that we'd turn it into glue."
Q: Why do women have one more brain cell than a horse?
A: For managing not to drink the water from the bucket while she sweeps the floor.