Animal Jokes - Horse Jokes

No Show

Q: Why can't the pony sing?
A: Because he's a little horse.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous

Texan Buys Spread

A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the bar of the Railway Hotel. "Yeah, ma'am" he says to the barmaid, "Ah'm looking to buy me a ranch - stations, you call them, so they tell me. Ah come from Texas and ah'm looking for a big spread because where I come from in Texas, everythang is BIG. Why, do you know, mah ranch in Texas is so big, it takes a whole week to ride around it on a horse?"
"Yeah?" says a wizened station hand sitting at the bar. "If we had a horse like that we'd turn it into glue."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes)
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Anonymous

Giddy Up

Q: Why do jockeys like to drive Shelby Mustangs?
A: Because they love horsepower.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes , Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes)
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