Animal Jokes - Horse Jokes

Cowboy Leaves on Friday

Q: If a cowboy rides into town on Friday, and three days later, he leaves on Friday, how does he do it?
A: The horse's name is Friday.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Cowboy Jokes) , Riddles
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The Slow Racehorse

The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey. "Flaherty, could you not have raced faster?" "Sure I could have, but you know we are supposed to stay on the horse."

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No Show

Q: Why can't the pony sing?
A: Because he's a little horse.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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