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The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey. "Flaherty, could you not have raced faster?" "Sure I could have, but you know we are supposed to stay on the horse."
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No Show
Q: Why can't the pony sing?
A: Because he's a little horse.
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Mommy Horse
Q: Why was the mommy horse upset with her son the mule?
A: Because he came out half-assed.
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