Duck to a Pharmacy
A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for a condom. The pharmacist asks, "Would you like me to put that on your bill?" The duck says, "What kind of duck do you think I am?"
Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn?
A: To buy some quack
Upside Down Duck
Q: What happens when ducks fly upside down?
A: They quack up!
Ducks on Honeymoon
Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ''Oh, we haven't got any condoms. I'll ring down to room service.'' He calls and asks for some condoms. The woman says, ''OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?'' ''No,'' he says, ''I'll suffocate!''
Purpose of Webbed Feet
Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To stamp out forest fires!