Animal Jokes - Duck Jokes

Mother Duck

Q: What did did the mother duck say to the little duck.
A: If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Duck Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
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Duck Duck...Computer?

Q: What do you get when you cross a duck with a computer?
A: A quackintosh.

Categories: Technology Jokes (Mac Jokes) , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes) , Technology Jokes (PC Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Duck Jokes) , Riddles
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Ducks Visit Redneck Bar

One day in a small redneck town in the middle of nowhere sat a lonely bartender in an empty bar. As he was getting ready to close down, three ducks walked through the front doors. They waddled on over to the bar and grabbed a stool.
The bartender walked over them looked at the first duck and said, ''How was your day?'' ''Not too bad, since I was in and out of puddles all day,'' replied the duck. ''What is your name?'' the bartender asked. ''Hewy, and I'll have a beer.'' The bartender asks the next duck the same question and gets the same answer, that his day was pretty good because he was in and out of puddles all day, and his name was Dewy. The bartender looks at the third duck and says, ''Let me guess your name is Lewy'' The duck looked up at him with a tired look on his face and said, ''My name is puddles, and don't ask me how my bloody day was!''

Categories: Animal Jokes (Duck Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes)
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