Purpose of Webbed Feet
Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To stamp out forest fires!
Q: What did the sub-atomic duck say?
Duck In Jail
Q: Why did the duck go to jail?
A: Because he was selling quack.
Q: What did the duck say when it laid a square egg?
Q: What quacks, has webbed feet and betrays his country?
A: Beneduck Arnold.