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Purpose of Webbed Feet

Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires!

Foul Particle

Q: What did the sub-atomic duck say?

A: Quark!

Duck In Jail

Q: Why did the duck go to jail?

A: Because he was selling quack.

Push

Q: What did the duck say when it laid a square egg?

A: Ouch.

Duck Traitor

Q: What quacks, has webbed feet and betrays his country?

A: Beneduck Arnold.