Yo Mama - Ran Away
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she ran away from home, her parents called the dog catcher.
Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A: You can step in a poodle!
Frosty Dog -Riddles
Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
A: Because frost bites!
Q: Why did the girl live in a circular house?
A: Because her dog peed in the corners!
Q: If there's H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?