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Redneck Walk

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You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree to relieve yourselves.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a Collie with a rose?

A: A collie-flower!

Mouse Umbrella

Q: When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

A: When it's raining cats and dogs!

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Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A: A bloodhound!

Animal Rain

Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

A: You can step in a poodle!