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Animal Rain

Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

A: You can step in a poodle!

Frosty Dog -Riddles

Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

A: Because frost bites!

Circular House

Q: Why did the girl live in a circular house?

A: Because her dog peed in the corners!

Fire Hydrant

Q: If there's H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?

A: K9P.

Cross-Eyed Dog

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "lets have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes. "Hmm, not good," says the vet, "I'm going to have to put him down"

The owner was stunned, "Put him down just because he's cross-eyed?"  "No, because he's heavy," says the vet.