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The best jokes and joke writers!

Yo Mama - Ran Away

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she ran away from home, her parents called the dog catcher.

Animal Rain

Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

A: You can step in a poodle!

Frosty Dog -Riddles

Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

A: Because frost bites!

Circular House

Q: Why did the girl live in a circular house?

A: Because her dog peed in the corners!

Fire Hydrant

Q: If there's H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?

A: K9P.