Frosty Dog -Riddles
Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
A: Because frost bites!
Yo Mama - Ran Away
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she ran away from home, her parents called the dog catcher.
Q: Why did the girl live in a circular house?
A: Because her dog peed in the corners!
Q: If there's H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "lets have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes. "Hmm, not good," says the vet, "I'm going to have to put him down"
The owner was stunned, "Put him down just because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's heavy," says the vet.