Animal Jokes - Cat Jokes
Q: What do cat actors say on stage?
A: Tabby or not tabby!
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate. "Whatcha doin?" he asked. Mongo replies, "My goldfish died and I'm burying him." "That's an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain't it?" asked the neighbor. Mongo shot back, "That's because he's inside your fuckin' cat!'
Q: What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
A: The tiger lily.
Cat And A Tree
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A: A cat-a-logue!
Q: Why are felines the best ever animals?
A: Because they're purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!