Animal Jokes - Bird Jokes

We have tons of funny bird jokes! If it has wings, we can laugh about it. Get hilarious bird jokes on Jokerz.

Legs Above

Q: What's got six legs and can fly long distances?
A: Three swallows!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Baby Chick Vocabulary

Q: Why do baby chicks say "cheap, cheap, cheap?"
A: Because they can't say "expensive, expensive, expensive!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
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King of the Jungle

Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best.
The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had hardly a chance.
The second,a lion, based his claim on his strength. No animal in the forest dared to challenge him.
The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any animal using his unique arsenal.
As the trio debated the issue, a grizzly bear came along and swallowed them all: hawk, lion, and stinker!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Animal Jokes
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