Animal Jokes - Bird Jokes

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Turkey Shoping

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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Knock Knock - Owls

Knock knock
Who's there?
Owls
Owls who?
That's right! Owls hoo!

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Turkey Snacks

Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed!

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