Animal Jokes - Bird Jokes

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Hen Eating Gunpowder

Q: What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
A: She lays hen gren-eggs!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes)
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Baby Chick Vocabulary

Q: Why do baby chicks say "cheap, cheap, cheap?"
A: Because they can't say "expensive, expensive, expensive!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
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Smitty the Parrot's Birthday

Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, "What do you want for your birthday?"
Smitty says, "I want to get laid."
So Harry takes Smitty to a parrot whore house, gives him a hundred bucks, and Smitty goes upstairs with a hot-looking parrot whore.  
After a few minutes, Harry hears really loud screeching and squawking, so he runs upstairs and into the room.  There's Smitty, holding down the whore parrot and yanking out her colorful feathers.
"Harry, says Smitty, what the hell are you doing?"
Smitty says, "For a hundred bucks I want her nude!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes)
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