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Frog Death

Q: How do frogs die?

A: They Kermit suicide!

Snakes Rule

Q: Why do you measure snakes in inches?

A: Because they don't have any feet.

Tropical Christmas

Q: What do tigers sing at Christmas?

A: "Jungle Bells".

Yo Mama - Fur Coat

Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

Sleeping Bull?

Q:  What do you call a sleeping bull?

A:  A bulldozer