Animal Jokes

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Grapes

Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
A: None. It just lets out a little wine.

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Bird Love

Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweethearts !

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Birdie Poem

Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye
I'm a big girl I won't cry
I'm just glad that cows don't fly

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