Q: Why do you measure snakes in inches?
A: Because they don't have any feet.
Q: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye
I'm a big girl I won't cry
I'm just glad that cows don't fly
Q: What do tigers sing at Christmas?
A: "Jungle Bells".
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer