Animal Jokes

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Sticks and Stones

When a horse has a small penis, the other horses tease him by saying he's hung like a human.

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Farmer Surprise

Q: What did the farmer say when he read that genetic engineers were implanting human DNA into goats?
A: "Hell, I've been doing that for years."

Anonymous

Busted

Caught my wife having sex with my best friend.
She can pack her bags and get out and he's going back to the dog shelter.

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Written By: KielPhillips