Animal Jokes

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Lion and Turkey Friendship

There once was a lion, whose best friend was a turkey. There was a great famine and the lion was pretty hungry, so the turkey ate him and put him out of his misery.

Categories: Animal Jokes
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Cat Tracks

Q: What happened to the cat with 16 lives?
A: He got run over by a 4x4 truck and died.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Riddles
Written By: harrison

Dog-Elephant Hybrid

Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A: A very nervous postman.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Postal Worker Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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