Q: What do ducks like to eat?
Knock Knock - Owls
That's right! Owls hoo!
Q: What does a teddy bear say when you offer it a sandwich?
A: "No thanks, I'm stuffed"
Q: What did the horse say when he fell?
A: I've fallen and I can't giddy up!
Two Flies on a Date
Two flys are out on a date, so they go out on the town and see fresh dog poop on the side of the road. They rush down and start feasting, when one of the flies stops and has the biggest relieved face. The other fly asks, "Are you okay?" The fly responds with a squirmish smile and the other fly smells something funky and says, "Dude, how rude! You fart while I'm eating!"