Q: Who was the most famous ant scientist?
A: Albert Antstein!
Knock Knock - Owls
That's right! Owls hoo!
Q: What does a teddy bear say when you offer it a sandwich?
A: "No thanks, I'm stuffed"
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: SWIMMING TRUNKS !!!
Q: Where do frogs keep their money?
A: In a river bank!