Animal Jokes

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Flying V

Q: Why, when the birds fly in the shape of a V, one line is shorter than the other?
A: Because one line has more birds in it, duh.

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Dog Doctor

Q: Where do you take your dog if his tail gets cut off in an accident?
A: Walmart of course! They're the largest retailer in the country.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes)
Submitted BY: Diane

Mice Ice

Q: Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the freezer?
A: Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

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