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Gay Squirrel And Monkey
Q: Why shouldn't you have a gay monkey and a gay squirrel in the same tree?
A: Because the monkey will go bananas over the squirrel's nuts.
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Swinging Danger From Trees
Q: What's dangerous and swings from trees?
A: A monkey with a chainsaw.
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Guess Your Weight
An elderly madam walks into a bar, and announces that she will spend the night with whoever can guess the weight of her pet canary that's sitting on her little finger.
An old drunk yelled out, "Fifty pounds!"
She replied, "Close enough."
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