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The best jokes and joke writers!

Tarzan

Didn't you like those old shows, like 'Tarzan'? Remember 'Tarzan'? The story about a white guy who grew up in a predominantly black neighborhood?

Don't Talk Back

Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

Turkey Jam

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?

A: Because he had his own drumsticks!

Bowl of Mice

Q: What does a cat call a bowl of mice?

A: A purrfect meal!

One Wish

A man is fishing and he catches a crocodile. The crocodile tells him, "Please let me go! I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man says, "Okay, I wish my penis could touch the ground." The crocodile then bites his legs off.