Q: What does a teddy bear say when you offer it a sandwich?
A: "No thanks, I'm stuffed"
Q: What did the horse say when he fell?
A: I've fallen and I can't giddy up!
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: SWIMMING TRUNKS !!!
Q: Where do frogs keep their money?
A: In a river bank!
Asian Pet Store
Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
A: There's always a kitchen in the back!