Q: What did the orangutan call his first wife?
A: His prime-mate.
Sun Walker -Riddles
Q: What do you get when a dog walks across the sun?
A: A hot dog!
Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
A: That hit the spots!
Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Q: What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
A: The wrong answer.