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The best jokes and joke writers!

Number One

Q: What did the orangutan call his first wife?

A: His prime-mate.

Sun Walker -Riddles

Q: What do you get when a dog walks across the sun?

A: A hot dog!

Hungry Dalmation

Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

A: That hit the spots!

Chicken Day

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?

A: Fry-day!

Dog Math

Q: What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?

A: The wrong answer.