Didn't you like those old shows, like 'Tarzan'? Remember 'Tarzan'? The story about a white guy who grew up in a predominantly black neighborhood?
Don't Talk Back
Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had his own drumsticks!
Bowl of Mice
Q: What does a cat call a bowl of mice?
A: A purrfect meal!
A man is fishing and he catches a crocodile. The crocodile tells him, "Please let me go! I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man says, "Okay, I wish my penis could touch the ground." The crocodile then bites his legs off.