Animal Jokes

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Late Again

A kid was late for school one day. "I had to take the bull down to mate with the heifer," he explained to the teacher. "Couldn't your father have done that?" "Sure, but the bull would have done a better job."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , School Jokes (High School Jokes) , School Jokes (Middle School Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes)
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Knock Knock - Cow

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cow goes.
Cow goes who?
No, cow goes "Moo!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Knock-Knock Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Chicken Day

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
A: Fry-day!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Food Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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