Animal Jokes

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The Dog or The Wife?

Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A: The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

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Sex With Sheep

Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?
A: So they push back harder.

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Ships of the Desert

Q: Why do they call camels 'ships of the desert'?
A: Because they are full of Arab semen.

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