The Lion

Q: What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?
A: Meals on Wheels!

Elephants

Q: What has two grey legs and two brown legs?
A: An elephant with diarrhea.
Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
A: Lots of room!

You Might Be A Redneck 48

You might be a redneck if...

• You have every episode of "Hee Haw" on tape.
• Your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than grandpa.
• Your masseuse uses lard.
• Your wife's best shoes have steel toes.
• You use your fishing license as a form of I.D.
• On stag night, you take a real deer.
• Your back porch is bigger than your house.
• There is more oil in your cap than in your car.
• You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
• A full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.